Sunday, September 28, 2008

Happy Sunday

Waking up this morning and reading through one of my favorite blogs, I ran across this story. Sometimes it feels like this old woman follows me around and harasses me every place I go. Why do people - especially strangers - feel that it's their business??

If you've ever worked in customer service you will probably enjoy this website:

And The Baristas Shall Inherit The Earth
Coffee Shop | El Paso, TX, USA
Me: Good morning, what can I get for you?

Customer: “Did you go to church today?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Why not?! It’s Sunday and you should be giving thanks to the Lord! I don’t like this… let me speak to your manager NOW.”

Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t a Christian establishment where we are required to go to church.”

Customer: “Get your manager!”

Manager: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “Why don’t your employees go to church on Sunday?! This is an outrage.”

Manager: “Well, if we did there would be no one here to make your delicious coffee when you get out of church.”

Customer: “Well, I guess that’s okay. I’ll let Jesus know that you guys are helping me so that you don’t go to Hell.”


Mrs. Chili said...

This site REGULARLY cracks me up. The bit about the headless guy who wrote a thank you note to the photo girl after he got married was great, and some of the INCREDIBLY stupid things that people do in pubic, in front of other people, are just astounding. Of course, I believe EVERY WORD of it. Really, very little surprises me anymore.

Mrs. Chili said...

oooops. That's PUBLIC. Typo, or Freudian slip? You decide....